Here’s our top ten tips for cellsite spotting.
Don’t trespass. Nobody likes a trespasser.
Don’t go beyond the fencing around the site. If you were supposed to be in there there wouldn’t be a fence
Don’t steal anything from the site or interfere with anything on it. It’s there for a reason.
If people ask you what you’re doing, tell them. Don’t be afraid. They might also point out other sites you may be interested in.
Don’t lie to people and tell them your somebody you’re not. You will get found out.
FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT CLIMBING ANY MASTS unlike this bunch of [censored] idiots.
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“Scully” as he seems to be called is probably claiming benefit now for the “harm” he’s suffered from living near a phone mast, and isn’t able to do anything apart from play on his X-box and watch Jeremy Kyle and Sky TV on his 42″ wallmounted Plasma TV whilst drinking a can of Stella to “help him deal with the trauma”.
Be prepared to walk to a site. Not all of them have carparks.
If there are engineers on site, tell them what you’re doing but don’t harass them
Don’t disturb crops, livestock or leave rubbish behind.
Have fun.
Oh and if you find any juicy fizzer sites let us know (with directions and stuff) because we like travelling to sexy sites!
What an absolute idiot! Getting THAT close to a Cellsite is one the few real dangers the industry presents-and that is because he is flouting warning signs!
Absolutely! It’s one less idiot to have to worry about though, and he probably won’t be able to father children after that little stunt – not that that’s a bad thing in his case!